What better way to kickoff an iPad release party than with a smorgasbord featuring several iterations of Steve Jobs' head shaped out of mozzarella cheese? You think about it while I puke for a little.

My old pal Ken over at The Cook's Den, has dreamed up a frighteningly delicious idea he plans on serving at his epic iPad launch party. Ken's cannibalistic treat with authentic pepper beard, is featured as an iPad Thai, Apple Cheese Plate and my favorite, Spicy Steve Nachos. Steve Jobs' melting head in the pot is absolutely disgusting, yet I still can't look away. Ken offers DIY directions for all of these dishes on The Cook's Den, including carving up the head of Apple's CEO.

First of all, is there even such a thing as an "epic" iPad launch party? Because no matter how hard I close my eyes, I just can't can't see it. Only swirls of color. Which, if this gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my peen in the cheese dip! Hit the jump for the other two dishes, including Jobs' melted-ass face.

What better way to kickoff an iPad release party than with a smorgasbord featuring several iterations of Steve Jobs' head shaped out of mozzarella cheese? You think about it while I puke for a little.

My old pal Ken over at The Cook's Den, has dreamed up a frighteningly delicious idea he plans on serving at his epic iPad launch party. Ken's cannibalistic treat with authentic pepper beard, is featured as an iPad Thai, Apple Cheese Plate and my favorite, Spicy Steve Nachos. Steve Jobs' melting head in the pot is absolutely disgusting, yet I still can't look away. Ken offers DIY directions for all of these dishes on The Cook's Den, including carving up the head of Apple's CEO.

First of all, is there even such a thing as an "epic" iPad launch party? Because no matter how hard I close my eyes, I just can't can't see it. Only swirls of color. Which, if this gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my peen in the cheese dip! Hit the jump for the other two dishes, including Jobs' melted-ass face.

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This is being billed as the most accurate flyby of Mars. Which, Jesus, you know things are shitty when the most accurate flyby of Mars is entirely CG.

The flyby uses 3D data gathered from HiRISE, the 0.5-meter reflecting telescope on board NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. The 3D data set was calculated by comparing HiRISE's ultra-crispy images taken from two different points of view. The photos were matched using picture recognition software and converted in a 3D surface map using the position of the orbiter. The result is the most accurate terrain information on the surface of Mars yet. The best thing: All this data is being published by NASA for everyone to use.

Impressive, but it didn't really look any more accurate than the flyby I made this morning with my crumpled bedsheets. And that one had a giant sleeping dog in the middle of it. Plus, oh I don't know, THE EPIC-EST LEGO BATTLE YOU EVER SEEN! The Most Accurate Flyby of Mars to Date [gizmodo]

Many of you are probably thinking I only posted this because I needed something I could just toss up quick and dirty to keep you entertained while I unload a shit-ton of boxes. Well those people are 100% correct and should probably consider careers in child psychology. jmi3i [izit] Thanks to Rob, who failed at Konami coding her underwear off.

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Google Street View recently spotted a superhero kegger in progress in the Shetland Islands (Scotland). As you can see, the Hulk is about to smash some poor bastard's head in while Captain America and an unknown hero in red share a tender glance, and, as the night wears on, a passionate kiss in a secluded corner. All the while, the invisible man watches and pleasures himself. At least that's how it happens in my mind. Hit the jump for another shot of the party and a bonus pic of a bird flying around with a fish stick.

Google Street View recently spotted a superhero kegger in progress in the Shetland Islands (Scotland). As you can see, the Hulk is about to smash some poor bastard's head in while Captain America and an unknown hero in red share a tender glance, and, as the night wears on, a passionate kiss in a secluded corner. All the while, the invisible man watches and pleasures himself. At least that's how it happens in my mind. Hit the jump for another shot of the party and a bonus pic of a bird flying around with a fish stick.

I'm not really that into performance art unless it involves the naked ladies, but I thought this guy was okay. And not in a homoerotic way either. OF COURSE IN A HOMOEROTIC WAY! Now rub your feet on the carpet and touch my nose. DO IT! Other Electronic Music: Tesla Coil Jam! [motherboard] Thanks to sharky, who I used to be afraid lived in my swimming pool.